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  1. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Going back to work
     
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  2. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Straightening up the house after being alone for 10 days and my wife is coming home tomorrow!
     
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    1. shootersa
      Be sure to look under the bed and empty the trash.
      In fact, empty the trash in the neighbors can.
      Plausible deniability.
       
      shootersa, Aug 15, 2022
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  3. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I definitely ate too much for dinner. I feel like an over inflated balloon! Ugh!!!
     
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  4. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    We just got back from taking the grands to see the Minion’s movie, talk about excess energy! Three trips to the men’s room during the movie, one popcorn fight and a ban on playing with the settings for the chairs! I think it’s going to be a while before we try this again.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Wowza. Are you bleeding? :D
       
      submissively speaking, Aug 15, 2022
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      Just minor bruises lol
       
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  5. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Sometimes all you can do is smother the little bastards, @Justlikethat
     
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    1. Justlikethat
      They push my buttons for sure….oui! LoL
       
      Justlikethat, Aug 15, 2022
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  6. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Having my morning coffee before I head off to the dentist's office.
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      Dentist's office? You GOTTA have some Oreos for breakfast if that's where you're going.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Aug 16, 2022
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      Oh dear! Hope it goes well!
       
      Mature Sexer, Aug 16, 2022
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      Hahaha! Oreos? That would take forever to brush after that! lol
      Thanks, Mature Sexer!
       
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      [​IMG]

      Here you go.
       
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  7. hardlyfe

    hardlyfe Tyrannosaurus Sex

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    Good luck sexy
     
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      Thanks! I'll just lie in the chair and pretend I'm dancing. Your gif is a bad influence on me, apparently. lol
       
      deegenerate, Aug 16, 2022
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  8. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    @deegenerate

    You heard about the fellow who went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled?
    When he settled into the chair he reached down and grabbed the dentist's crotch quite firmly.
    The startled dentist asked "what the hell are you doing??!?!?"
    The guy replied well, doc, I'm just making sure we both understand; "we're not going to hurt each other today are we?"

    Now. While you're sitting there in the dentist chair and the dentist is poking and prodding in your mouth, try to get this out of your mind.

    Betcha can't. Which means you're gonna be grinning like a two year old with a candy bar, which will mean you have to explain to the dentist, which means you'll have to tell him the joke, which means he's gonna be standing side ways the rest of your appointment.

    You have a nice day now. :)
     
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    1. deegenerate
      The best part is that my dentist is female, so I can tell her the joke and she won't get worried about it! lol
       
      deegenerate, Aug 16, 2022
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  9. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Curses. Foiled again.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      See what happens when you assume?
       
      submissively speaking, Aug 17, 2022
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  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    It’s tubby time. :)
     
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  11. hardlyfe

    hardlyfe Tyrannosaurus Sex

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    Enjoy, a little epsom salt and arnica does wonders when added!
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      I mean the Subby Tubby, which is my hot tub. I enjoy it year-round. :)
       
      submissively speaking, Aug 17, 2022
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  12. hardlyfe

    hardlyfe Tyrannosaurus Sex

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    Sounds enchanting love to join in lol!
     
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  13. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Shiiiiiit, Dee...I could've taken care of that for ya.
    I do my own dental work, remember?:confused1:
     
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    1. deegenerate
      That was epic! One of my all time favorite posts. lol
       
      deegenerate, Aug 17, 2022
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      :jimlad:
       
      Valspar, Aug 17, 2022
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  14. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I’m in time out lol lol Literally
     
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      True Dee
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 17, 2022
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  15. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Enjoying the forum shenanigans while I have my morning wake up juice.
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      Stay away from that coffee Dee It will make you horny . Lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 17, 2022
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  17. Naked50s

    Naked50s Porn Star

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    Now all the guys will be giving you wake up juice ;)
     
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  18. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Making another Attempt at toasting raisin bread without burning it . Wtf
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      Fuck in Chinese toaster
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 17, 2022
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    2. pipelayer87
      So this is why you need a new toaster?
       
      pipelayer87, Aug 18, 2022
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  19. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    It's going to be a light day at work today, so planning a stealth shopping trip on my extended lunch break.
     
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    1. lastkiss555
      Nice
       
      lastkiss555, Aug 18, 2022
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  20. Hikega

    Hikega Porno Junky

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    Also enjoying the forums and the sexual energy from other members
     
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