Easy there Casanova

 

My go to for a long time what's up I got a monster truck and a big dick want to get some pizza and a fuck if they said no I would say what's the matter you don't like pizza that would usually win them over if it didn't on to the next one. Are you so always make fun of the size of my penis did this quite a lot in the bars I would talk about how it was huge compared to an infant or other funny things to talk about how tiny it was more likely than not they would have their curiosity get the best of them and they would want to see which led them to being pleasantly surprised. A few times I ended up leaving with the hottest girls in the bar one time in Wyoming they were the only girls in the bar where I was outnumbered in a sea of testosterone field Bros and loud college frat boys all having pissing contests and flexing their nuts on each other I simply made fun of how small mine were which one the women over because no one else was doing that I ended up having a threesome while I was there for about 4 weeks.

 

It definitely wasn’t because of your punctuation.

 

Think I’ll call you pinky toe, because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in your house.

 

I know Ur chicken farmer..I would want you to raise my cock

 

That dress\outfit looks great on you but it would look better in a pile next to my bed..

 

• Look at you with all them curves and me with no brakes

 

Hey did u call/hollar my name.. No..oh well u will be by the end of the night

 

Hey u have the kind of legs i like..a foot on one end and a pussy on the other end..

 

Can i see your smile..no i mean your vertical smile

 

I would risk my life to keep you from being raped. May I buy you a drink?

 

Ever had an Australian kiss? It's just like a French Kiss but down under.

 

Go up to whoever , drop some ice from your drink on the floor stand on it and say now I’ve broken the ice what’s your name or what ever you want..

 

And u do have some great curvez..easy to loose control

 

Let’s play submarines!

You raise the periscope, and I’ll go down.

 

I’m a pro at pick up sticks.

 

Call them Dave or bro
It seems to provoke quite a response